My Girlfriends new pet hates me help!?

My Girlfriend just brought chihuahua she treats it like a king smother's it takes it out in her handbag like Paris Hilton, while i stay over at her house the chihuahua hates me and bites my leg and while in bed it growls at me. And while it sleeps in growls at me in it's sleep and last night i was sleeping and the chihuahua walked along the bed and bite my nose my girlfriend was asleep so i got out of bed grabbed the dog drove to a spot where i knew a fox hole still in use was. So with thick gloves on i tied the dogs lead to the outside of the hole and sat in my car with caviar and a cigar waiting for the fox to get it's dinner. it reminded me of Juric Park when the lamb is fed to the T Rex. about a hour ped and yes the little doggy was taken into the hole yelping as it was dragged down. i lit up a joint to celebrate, laughing to myself imagining the little crazy doggy being ripped apart.